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Latest Men In Black doesn’t disappoint

“Men In Black III” picks up just where you would expect it. Agent J (Will Smith) and Agent K (Tommy Lee Jones) are in the midst of cov­er­ing up a dis­as­ter by “repro­gram­ming” the mem­o­ries of those who wit­nessed an oth­er­worldly hap­pen­ing. Mean­while, in a remote maximum-security prison on the Earth’s moon, Boris “The Ani­mal” (Jer­maine Clement) exe­cutes his prison break. Now he plans to travel back in time to exact revenge on Agent K (Jones/Brolin) and pre­vent his impris­on­ment. Agent J expe­ri­ences a time shift from the par­al­lel time­line that Boris cre­ates and real­izes that he must return to 1969 in order to stop Boris and save the uni­verse once again.

‘Dark Shadows’ enjoyable but conflicted

Dark Shad­ows is very loosely based on the TV series from the late ’60s and stars Johnny Depp as the aris­to­cratic son of an indus­tri­ous fam­ily turned cursed vam­pire, Barn­abas Collins. Barn­abas and the entire Collins blood­line must share a curse placed on them by the spite­ful witch, Angelique Bouchard (Green), who des­per­ately yearns for the love of Barn­abas. His affec­tions are reserved for Josette DuPres (Heath­cote) who also falls vic­tim to the dark magic of Angelique. Angelique decrees that if she can not pos­sess the love of Barn­abas that no one shall have it. She then gains the aid of an angry mob of towns­folk who turn on Barn­abas and imprison him for nearly 200 years until his return in 1972 when fate intervenes.

‘Pirates’ features treasure trove of laughs

“The Pirates! Band of Mis­fits” fol­lows Pirate Cap­tain (Grant) and his way­ward crew as they try to gain recog­ni­tion amongst a sea of pirates that are all com­pet­ing for the cov­eted “Pirate of the Year” award. Pirate Cap­tain must prove him­self in order to beat, Cut­lass Liz (voiced by Selma Hayek) and the reign­ing cham­pion, Black Bel­lamy (voiced by Jeremy Piven) both of who were able to score more booty in their plundering.

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