The Delaware Gazette
Stories written by Sylvia Zimmerman

Athens County farm memories: Summer daze

I spent my high school sum­mer years stay­ing with rel­a­tives on their Athens County farm. This was the ’50s and my Aunt Hazel and Uncle Orville had not quite adapted to indoor plumb­ing, but they did have it. The out­side privy still had some traf­fic. And while Uncle Orville owned an Allis Chalmers trac­tor, he also didn’t sell Dolly, Molly or Rex, three large Bel­gium work horses; when two worked, one rested. It was a nice arrange­ment because I got to loaf with the off horse.

Valuable woman’s work

I once owned a man­gle for a very short time. I bought it at a farm auc­tion and had my hus­band and oth­ers haul it home. A man­gle is the size of a small freezer, but in those days, because its chas­sis was mostly steel, it took four men to move it! Mine only ran one time before smoke bel­lowed from inside and it quit, the lit­tle red light went out and with it a small sym­bol of a less com­pli­cated living.

Meditations on trials of modern air conditioning

I hate air con­di­tion­ing, insti­tu­tional AC that is, not car or even one’s home where it can be reg­u­lated. I think AC turns us inward, con­tent in an arti­fi­cial world of self-indulgence. I think only of myself and suf­fer when a man­ager at a restau­rant or a gro­cery store or a pro­fes­sor in a col­lege class­room says, “We can­not change the tem­per­a­ture; it orig­i­nates some­where else.” That some­where else is usu­ally hid­den in a con­trol panel in a sub­ter­ranean room where only the jailer has the key. If ever I have felt a pris­oner, it is being com­pelled to sit in an expen­sive restau­rant next to a vent hurl­ing cold air onto my neck and back. I have been reduced to wrap­ping not only a slight sweater around my shoul­ders but also sev­eral nap­kins. In a fit of despair I once had a waiter put a serv­ing tray on top of a reg­is­ter that blew cold air onto my legs and up my skirt. Mar­i­lyn Mon­roe should have such trou­bles. Try price com­par­i­son while shak­ing from sub­zero ambi­ent AC at your local food chain. I now take a win­ter jacket along with my purse and sacks, an extra bur­den when out­side it is a fine 85 while inside a ter­ri­fy­ing 65. I am furi­ous at being a vic­tim of such com­mer­cial uni­ver­sal­ism, not to men­tion my own indi­vid­ual sur­ren­der to out-of-control “con­trol panels.”

A heap of humility

I don’t know another species of the work­force so for­giv­ing of its mis­takes than a farmer. A sur­geon has great guilt over his botches and car­ries insur­ance to help him through. Acts of nature, of course, afflict the farmer and he, too, can carry crop insur­ance, but he can­not pro­tect him­self from acts of his own stu­pid­ity. He must just stand there and despair, quit or ask for­give­ness and then return it to oth­ers. I think this is the stuff of humil­ity which rightly so comes from the word humus or soil.

A second Axial Age: Back to the future

I am not sure many peo­ple under­stand what Post-Modernism is or why it mat­ters much. Most of us think we are liv­ing in mod­ern times. How then can we speak of Post-Modernity? This is not back to the future talk or fan­tasy futur­ism, but rather world­view lan­guage and how we hold the hap­pen­ings in our lives. Nev­er­the­less, I do want to go back in order to bring us up-to-date. Let’s start with the first Axial Age. This was the time of the great philoso­phers and the­olo­gians: Socrates, Plato, Aris­to­tle, the Prophets, the Bud­dha, Con­fu­cius, the Upan­ishads, Zoroaster. Because these thinkers and writ­ers saw all of life inte­grated and of one, pol­i­tics and reli­gion, nature and man existed out of a sin­gle pur­pose and there was a mighty force at the cen­ter of life. All crea­tures, events, present and future were held together for a rea­son not read­ily under­stood but embraced in mystery.

A hole in a bucket

I ran over a five-gallon plas­tic bucket with my trac­tor and tore a rent in its side. Using it to haul feed or water was no longer viable, but it still could be turned over and sat on while bot­tle feed­ing calves. Over time, how­ever, the tear bulged under the weight (reader dis­cre­tion advised) and so yes­ter­day morn­ing when I went to move the bucket to the next pen, a cat crawled out. For a brief time, he had found com­fort under the bucket which was under me.

Delaware County connections

My grand­mother was born in Ostran­der to Eliz­a­beth Mau­gans and George Web­ster Case. She and her twin sis­ter were put in shoe boxes and then into the warm­ing part of an old cook stove. This “incu­ba­tor” worked well; they both — Erdeen (my grand­mother) and Aliene — grew into sub­stan­tial women whom their youngest brother Ger­ald would call The Beef Trust!

A mother remembered

My mother would have been 100 on April 1. No one ever for­got her birth­day — the only ben­e­fit of being born on April Fools’ Day.

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