Santa in the age of terrorism

It ain’t easy being St. Nick. To begin with, Santa has all the prob­lems he’s always had. He has to man­age a team of fly­ing rein­deer. He has to feed, clothe and employ an untold num­ber of elves. He has to make toys for chil­dren all around the world, while also keep­ing track of whether they have behaved them­selves or not, despite the fact that it’s not clear exactly how the naughty or nice scale oper­ates. Then, on top of all of that, he has only 24 hours to deliver every sin­gle one of those presents across a planet nearly 25,000 miles around.