Meets Bigfoot Sampson
Stargazing can be a lonely preoccupation. Sometimes it’s so hard to convince your loved ones to travel to the middle of nowhere in the dark to see a bunch of sparkly things, as beautiful as they may be. Most stargazers have spent an evening or two alone in the middle of some farmer’s field, lost in the vastness of space and, frankly, scared out of their minds. The sounds of the night are the scariest part — the rustle of a corn stalk can be the sure sign that Bigfoot is approaching stealthily through the darkness.
